More "If I Was a Nocturnal Creature"

Bluebird:  "If I was a nocturnal creature, I'd bake bread all night."

Junebug:  "If I was a nocturnal creature, I'd sleep in the morning."

Bluebird:  "Of course you'd sleep in the morning!  That's what being nocturnal is all about!  What would you do during the night?"

Junebug:  "Stay awake."