Sarcasm is not Junebug's Strong Suit

We stopped for our mid-morning snack today and I served caramel popcorn.  Junebug polished hers off quickly and came into the kitchen to ask for another bowlful.  I eyed her for a moment and said, "I don't know...I think you're growing pretty fast as it is.  Eating extra popcorn just might make you grow some more."

She stopped in her tracks and a puzzled look came over her face.  In a quivering voice she said, "But...I thought that's what you wanted me to do."