I received a yarn swap package today, and while writing up my thank-you email to my swap partner, I heard Monkeyboy making kissing noises. I looked up at and caught him kissing my new yarns. I'm training my children well. Yarn is good.
And yes, I'm aware that the only way he would know to do that is if he saw someone else doing it. I will not lie, I kiss and hug yarn a lot. Just to show my kids how much I like it in the hopes that someday they will realize that it makes excellent Christmas and birthday presents. :)