Apparently the designer was dipping a little too much into the bubbly while designing this monstrosity:
Champagne Fizz Hat
Just in case your long weekend is a little low on humor. Gah. Perhaps I should get into designing, I KNOW I could make something that awful and it'd be nice to get paid for my efforts.
Oh dear, I can only imagine the model at the photo shoot:
Model: "So what's my motivation here? What am I channelling?"
Photographer: "You're a black hole, sucking in all the planets that surround you, absorbing all matter from the corner of your universe."